Category Archives: Faux Meat

My Thanksgiving Feast

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Want to see what I ate this “Turkey Day”?

Tofu Turkey

Yup. That’s a Tofu Turkey. Complete with drumsticks and all. I didn’t want to spend the $40 at Whole Foods for a Vegetarian Plus Vegan Whole Turkey that is indeed shaped like a turkey versus the more reasonable Tofurky brand vegetarian turkeys that are loaf-like. If I had a had a whole family of vegetarians, I would have, but it’s just not worth it for just me.

Instead, I make-shifted (is that a word?) my own. I got the cheapest on the shelf – a $5 Quorn Turk’y Roast and two vegetarian chicken drumsticks from a Chinese vegetarian store in Oakland (I don’t know the name. My sister picked them up for me). A few toothpicks later and – voi la! A tofurky!

My husband looked at me like I had grown a second head when I showed him. Then we proceeded to laugh our heads off a how ridiculous it looked. It tasted good, though.  Don’t be jealous. You know you want one for yourself.

Edit to Add: My sister gave me the info for the Chinese or Vietnamese market in Oakland that sells the faux products – Layonna Vegetarian Health Food Market. Check it out if you’re in the area. Lots of great faux meat products. The drumsticks are fabulous. The faux salmon… Well, it’s ‘ok’, but it’s still fun for a very random change of pace.

Slow Cooker White Bean Vegetarian Chili

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This is easy-shmeasy. I loved it. My husband (aka meat eater) loved it, too. Score! It was so yummy, we didn’t take any pictures. (Fail!) The way I see it, recipe = 1, no pictures = -1, so the end score = nill. I’ll take that and post it anyway….

Edit on 11/26. I made a second batch and took pictures this time. Here you go!

Vegetarian White Bean Chili

The seasoning measurements are all approximates. Feel free to play with the seasonings. I just kept dumping and tasting until it tasted the way I like it. Enjoy.

Slow Cooker White Bean Vegetarian Chili

2 servings

  • 1 can white beans, drained
  • 1 cup fire roasted salsa
  • 1 clove (or 1 t) garlic, minced
  • 2/3 cup faux ground meat crumbles (if frozen, defrost first)
  • 2/3 cup vegetable broth
  • 1/4 t oregano
  • 1/8 t ginger
  • 1/4 t cayanne pepper
  • 1 Tbsp chili powder
  • 1/2 t cumin
  • 2 Tbsp jalapeno, minced
  • 1 Tbsp butter
  • Salt & Pepper

Throw everything into a crock pot. Turn it on. Let it cook for about 4hrs on high, 6hrs on low or until hot and bubbly. Eat.

Nutrition: 210 cal, 3.5g fat, 30g carb, 9 fiber, 3g sugars, 18g protein

Cajun Black Eyed Pea Soup

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I hosted a soup party on New Years Day for some close family and friends. It’s an annual tradition that we missed last year due to some circumstances beyond my control. I was happy to reinstate the tradition. Unfortunately, everyone signed up to bring things other than soup, so the last minute, I figured out that we really didn’t have enough soup to go around. I scrounged up the best tasting soup from things in my closet with some inspiration from a few online recipe searches. Here is what we ended up with. It was warm, spicy and hearty. Perfect for a cool winter day or evening. Even my husband, the carnivore, loved this soup and asked for seconds. He even happily ate it the next day as leftovers. Success!

(Sorry the pic isn’t much better than this; I was in a hurry trying to hostess and barely had time to snap a few shots)

Cajun Black Eyed Pea Soup

Serves approx 16 (you can cut it in half or freeze half if you don’t want so much)

  • 1 Tbsp butter
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • 8 cups vegetable broth
  • 2 cups water
  • 2/3 cups brown rice
  • 1 tsp cayanne pepper
  • 1 tsp cajun seasoning (such as TexJoy – I had some on hand thanks to my friends from Texas… Just… shhhh… don’t tell anyone it has MSG in it. eep!)
  • 1/4 tsp thyme
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1/2 tsp black pepper
  • 3 bay leaves
  • 5 faux sausage patties or links (I used Morningstar Breakfast Patties)
  • 4 cups cooked black eye peas (cook them yourself, fresh in the produce department – that’s what I did – , or use a low sodium canned version, rinsed and drained)
  1. In a large soup pot, melt the butter. Add onion and saute until tender (approx 5 mins)
  2. Add the broth and water to the pot and bring to boil. Once boiling, add rice and all seasonings. Bring back to a boil. Cover and let cook 10 mins.
  3. While the rice is cooking, prepare your faux sausage by defrosting in the microwave for approx 1 min. Cut into small cubes. If it’s not frozen, simply cut into small cubes and set aside.
  4. Add sausage and black eyed peas to the soup. Bring back to a boil on medium-high heat. Cover and turn down the heat to medium low. Let simmer for about 20 additional minutes.
  5. Taste and season more as desired.

Vegetarian Shepherd’s Pie

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Shepherds Pie

Shepherd's Pie

Right after Trader Joe’s discontinued my all-time favorite Veggie Shepherd’s Pie (I’m still bitter), I attempted a number of recipes. None quite stood up to the test until recently. And to top it all off, it’s a Fake It Don’t Make It recipe shamelessly taken from Real Simple Magazine (You’ll soon find that I love quick and easy meals above all else, which means RS’s Fake It Don’t Make It section is perfect for me.)

In the recipe’s original form, it calls for meat, but that didn’t detour me in the least. I just grabbed my favorite ground meat substitute and whipped up this savory dish in no time. The end result was very impressive (even my meat-loving husband agreed, asking for seconds).

Easy Shepherd’s Pie

by Real Simple, Oct 07

  • 1 pound (1 pkg) ground meat substitute
  • 1/3 cup ketchup
  • 1 teaspoon Worcestershire Sauce (Anchovy-free by The Wizard)
  • 8 ounces frozen mixed vegetables (such as carrots, peas, and corn), thawed
  • 1/4 cup (1 ounce) shredded Cheddar (optional)
  • 1 – 16-ounce package refrigerated or frozen and thawed mashed potatoes

Heat oven to 400° F.

Place the ground meat product in a large skillet and cook over medium-high heat until warm, about 5 minutes. Stir in the ketchup and Worcestershire. Add the vegetables and cook, stirring, for 1 minute. Spoon the mixture into a baking dish.

Mix the cheese (if using) with the potatoes in a medium bowl. Spread the potatoes over the beef and bake until heated through, 10 minutes. Divide among individual plates.

YIELDS: 4 servings

NUTRITION PER SERVING
CALORIES 384(40% from fat); FAT 17g (sat 8g); SUGAR 6g; PROTEIN 22g; CHOLESTEROL 88mg; SODIUM 827mg; FIBER 3g; CARBOHYDRATE 28g